Tuesday, September 29, 2009

NERD Release! And Contest!

INTO THE WILD NERD YONDER hits stores today! It's so weird when your book is released into the, ahem, wild. I know it's the release day, and you know, now that you're reading my blog, but it's not like there's some red carpet event. In fact, I'm wearing jeans and am feeling a little greasy today. Not red carpet-ready at all. Oh well. I did find a great new review of the book on the blog The Hiding Spot. Super sweet.

Now begins my plan of Rupert Grint contact. I need a catchy title to my plan. Let me think on it... I am partial to Conquest: Rupert. HA! Yeah, that's the title. See, the plan is that I send ol' Rupe a copy of NERD and tell him that the main character has pictures of him on her wall. The guy's gotta at least send me some form letter, right? At the very least? And at the very most, he will call me personally telling me that he's buying me and my family tickets to visit him and the entire cast of Harry Potter 7 (part 2) on set. Right? I'll keep you posted when I hear from him. Cause I will. And I'll post all of my pictures from the set.

Now to the contest: In honor of NERD's release, I will be giving away a signed copy of the book. All you have to do is go to a book store and find NERD on the shelves. Either take a picture of it, or just write down what book it's sitting next to. And you should also put it cover out so more people will want to buy it :) Then just send me the picture or send me the book neighbor's title, and you will be entered into the drawing. Woo hoo! Send all entries to julie@juliehalpern.com. I will draw a winner on OCTOBER 9. That should give people enough time to go to a book store and enough time for the stores to unpack their shipments. Sorry, Rupert, but you are not eligible because you are already getting a free copy [as if he will actually receive the book. Some mail handler will probably covet it. I know. I'm not that crazy.]. Good luck to all, and to all a good night.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

A Happy Story, an Interview, and a Podcast

I was going to tell a funny and slightly interesting story about this woman who sold me a coat last weekend. OK, maybe I'll still tell it, in miniature. The woman asked the name of my baby, and when I told her Romy, she asked, "Like the movie?" (as they all do), and I said "Yeah." Not that I named her after the movie, but it is the same name. And I like the movie very much. Anyway, the clerk starts saying (and loudly), "I'm the Mary! You're the Rhoda!" over and over again. It was slightly frightening. In the same interaction, I also got a fabulous deal on said coat, plus the woman next to me in line let me use her extra coupon. Wow.

Two links comin' at ya. The first is a great interview with the newly minted YA author, Josh Berk, of the February release THE DARK DAYS OF HAMBURGER HALPIN (that's actually how we got to be friends; his book title is almost my name. Really). The second is my follow-up episode of The Never ending Commute about what inspired my last episode, all about my internship on "The Adventures of Pete and Pete."

Episode 8 Part 1

Episode 8 Part 2

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Proust Questionnaire Thursday! Today's Special Guest: Billy Bones/Christopher Lincoln!

Christopher Lincoln is the author of the new middle grade series Billy Bones, about a skeleton living in a closet. I have not read the books yet, but they look delightful and thoughtfully designed (which is probably due to the fact that Christopher is an art director. Perhaps. I'm just guessing.). I am facebook pals with Billy Bones, but the questionnaire below was filled out by Christopher, so I was a little confused as to who I should say is the special guest. Visit Chris and Billy on the web at chrislincoln.org/ (and now I'm even more flummoxed-- is Chris a human or an organization? The mysteries continue!)

The following questions are based on James Lipton's questions from Inside the Actors Studio, which, in turn, are based on the Proust Questionnaire. One of the questions is about swearing, so please excuse our French.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present-- Billy Bones (or Chris Lincoln-- I'm not sure! I know I could have just emailed him to clear all this up, but I think it's more fun and mysterious not to know)!

Filled out by Christopher Lincoln (the man who types up my stories).
1. What is your favorite word?
Codswallop
2. What is your least favorite word?
Can’t
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Most anything that is creative, spiritual, or emotional. Oh, and funny, too.
4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Very serious things like accounting.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
Sound effects from Don Martin cartoon strips.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Screeching metal and angry people.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
BLAST!
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Fulltime author would be great. I’m an advertising art director at the moment.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Politician. I’m a bit too shy for that.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You’re in!
Next Thursday's author: Jill Wolfson!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Skipping Podcasts

I had recorded an episode of The Neverending Commute (that was actually a rerecording of several stories that I thought were too dull the first time around), but it ended up being too large for me to upload. So until I have the time to split it, it will be known as "The Lost Episode."

Today's two part episode is a good one. In it, I talk about my internship in the mid-nineties on the Nickelodeon TV show The Adventures of Pete and Pete. For those who have never seen the show, it is a must watch. The music, the cute kids, the heartwarming stories, the downright kookiness of it all make it one of the greatest kids' shows of all time. And I worked on it! For a summer! For free! Each piece of the podcast is about twenty minutes long and well worth the listen. And I have already recorded the follow-up, which details why exactly I started talking about my internship in the first place. Podcasts galore! Enjoy.

Part 1

Part 2

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Proust Questionnaire Thursday! Today's Special Guest: Janette Rallison!

Janette Rallison is the author of nine books for teenagers, three of which have been chosen for the IRA Young Adults' Choices List. Her latest books are My Fair Godmother and Just One Wish. Janette lives in Chandler, Arizona with her husband, five children and enough cats to classify her as "an eccentric cat lady." She did not do this on purpose. (The cats, that is; she had the children on purpose.) You can visit with Janette at www.janetterallison.com.

The following questions are based on James Lipton's questions from Inside the Actors Studio, which, in turn, are based on the Proust Questionnaire. One of the questions is about swearing, so please excuse our French.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present-- Janette Rallison!

1. What is your favorite word?

That depends if you mean to hear or to write or to say. To hear: Yes. (when I ask my kids if they did their jobs, when I ask my editor if he liked my latest manuscript—it just works so well in so many arenas.) To write: Just. I write it way too much and have to go through my manuscript de-just-ifying it. Oh look, there it is in the beginning of this answer. To say: my husband’s name, because it means he’s near.

2. What is your least favorite word?

No. We all hear it far too often in life.

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Being around other people who are upbeat, creative, and charged. Also, taking walks by myself.

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Getting my editor’s revision letters. I usually decide to quit writing and raise ponies every time I see his stack of comments.

5. What sound or noise do you love?

The sound of my kids getting along together.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

The sound of my kids fighting. (Wow, I’m beginning to sound like my mother. How did that happen?)

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Crap, if that counts as a curse word.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

I always wanted to be an actress, but I thought it was too impractical, so I became a writer instead. If you are a sensible person, you should be laughing at that statement, because being a writer is as impractical as being an actress—I just didn’t know any better. Sometimes ignorance can help you in life.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Food service. Been there and done that and still remember what it felt like to rush around a restaurant making sure everyone’s water glasses were full.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

You did everything you were supposed to do.

Next Thursday's author: Billy Bones!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

57th Street Children's Book Fair

Today was perfection. The type of day where I keep thanking life over and over again. We (me, Matt, and Romy) drove an hour and a half South to the Hyde Park neighborhood in Chicago, where President Obama's Chicago home is, to attend the 57th Street Children's Book Fair. 57th Street Books is a fantastic book store that I had never been to, with a really cool, winding basement layout and a cute little bathroom (which I appreciated after the long drive). The store had a table set up where they invited local authors to come and sign copies of their books. Copies, I might add, that the bookstore paid for and then gave away to kids FOR FREE. How cool is that? And the area was so gorgeous, filled with unique and vast city homes, tasty restaurants, and old, leafy trees. We truly had the nicest day. On the ride home, we podcasted about the experience. So, for the first time, here is a podcast from Matt's car. Note the sound isn't as good (I don't think. Maybe because I'm holding instead of wearing the mic? Maybe the car is louder?), but the podcast does include an interview with Matt about his new picture book, TROUBLE GUM. Enjoy! And don't forget to check out my new book trailer on You Tube (see previous post). I'm super proud of it. Can you tell?

The Neverending Commute Episode 5

Saturday, September 12, 2009

INTO THE WILD NERD YONDER: The Trailer

As promised (to myself?), here is the trailer for my new novel, INTO THE WILD NERD YONDER. I'm so excited about it, since I worked quite hard on this, however, I may need to upload a higher quality version of it. Send me some feedback as to how it looks. I have tested it on four computers; on two it looked good, two it looked fuzzy. I prefer it look good. Huge, giant thanks to Meredith and Eastman for your contributions! Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Children of all ages (actually, the book is recommended for 14 and up), I present... The Trailer.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Proust Questionnaire Thursday! Today's Special Guest: Brian James

Brian James is the author of numerous children's books, including the Pirate School series and the Catkid series. He's also the author of several YA novels: Pure Sunshine, Tomorrow, Maybe, Perfect World, Dirty Liar, Thief, Zombie Blondes, and The Heights. Mr. James has the envious ability to summon ice cream trucks at will. Visit him on the web at http://brianjamestheauthor.blogspot.com/.

The following questions are based on James Lipton's questions from Inside the Actors Studio, which, in turn, are based on the Proust Questionnaire. One of the questions is about swearing, so please excuse our French.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present-- Brian James!

1. What is your favorite word?
soft

2. What is your least favorite word?
I love all words

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
strangers' faces

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
self-doubt

5. What sound or noise do you love?
rain

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
wounded animal cries

7. What is your favorite curse word?
fuck

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
teaching

9. What profession would you not like to do?
gardener

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Now you are free to do whatever you wish"

Next Thursday's author: Janette Rallison!

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Questions I Have

I see all of three people have listened to my latest podcast Part One. And ZERO people have listened to Part Two. I'm such a loser. That's not going to stop me from podcasting, but possibly listening to audiobooks is. I may get back into that because my commute is beyond tragic. Damn you, construction and landscaping!

In exciting book news, I am almost finished working on the trailer to my new novel, Into the Wild Nerd Yonder. It should be ready by the end of the week. I think it's pretty good. It was fun to make, anyway, and I used drawings and music by some of my old students. Nice.

I am also considering paying for digital cable so that I may use a DVR and record programs and fast forward through commercials and not waste my precious time that I could be hanging with Romy by watching commericals. But, should I waste my money that could go towards my precious Romy? Like her college fund and stuff? Does anyone else have serious guilt about paying tons of money just to watch TV? Cause I'm worried about that. As a librarian and an author, I'm worried. Thoughts?

Friday, September 04, 2009

I'm on a Road to Nowhere

TGIF, am I right? But seriously, folks. Take my wife-- please!

I hope everyone has a great three day weekend (if you have one). I have another two part podcast to offer you. In it, you can hear a few bizarre traffic stories, including one entitled "Circus Viaduct." Intriguing, no?

Neverending Commute Episode 4 Part 1

Neverending Commute Episode 4 Part 2

Also, please visit Mary Burkey's blog, Audiobbooker, to read an interview with me about, um, audiobooks.

I wish I had more to type, but I'm poooooped after my first week back at work. Labor day, indeed!

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Proust Questionnaire Thursday! Today's Special Guest: Yvonne Prinz

Yvonne Prinz is a very sweet facebook friend of mine who has three novels under her belt and an upcoming rock epic (um, I just made that up, but I think it might be correct) called The Vinyl Princess. In fact, her Proust questionnaire was actually answered by The Vinyl Princess! So I'll let her introduce herself:
"My Name is The Vinyl Princess. I collect Vinyl records obsessively and listen to music almost all the time. My book will be out in December (Harper Collins) buy it, you’ll laugh." Read her blog at http://vinylprincess.blogspot.com/
The following questions are based on James Lipton's questions from Inside the Actors Studio, which, in turn, are based on the Proust Questionnaire. One of the questions is about swearing, so please excuse our French.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present-- The Vinyl Princess!
1. What is your favorite word?
Vinyl
2. What is your least favorite word?
MP3 (is that a word?)
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Music is my food, my religion, my life.
4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Christians with a “Message”
5. What sound or noise do you love?
A back beat, a nicely played guitar solo, that crackly sound a record makes when it gets to the end.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Angels singing.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
I like Asshole a lot. It always seems to get the job done.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I’d like to attempt rock star but I doubt I’d be good at it. I’m nervous in crowds and I start to stutter like an auctioneer.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Anything that requires a desk and a chair. If I had to do something like that I’d go out the window.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Keep Moving…”

Next Thursday's author: Brian James!

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Release Day!

Today is a big day at my house. My husband, Matthew, has his first book as author AND illustrator out today, Trouble Gum. This book is beautiful and funny and sweet. It received a stellar review this past weekend in the San Francisco Chronicle. You can order it here, or harangue your local independent bookseller into carrying some copies (actually, it probably won't involve haranguing. This baby sells itself!). Today also marks the release of my novel, Get Well Soon, in paperback. So if you didn't have the dough to buy the hardcover (I mean, you really wanted to, but you couldn't afford it, so you checked it out from the library, which is still very awesome), you may now purchase the paperback. And, it has two special bonus features: a long interview with me AND the first chapter of my upcoming novel, Into the Wild Nerd Yonder, which doesn't even come out until September 29! Yowza!

On to more stuff. There is an interview with me up at derekerdman.com, all about The Tube Bar Deluxe CD, which I appeared on due to a weird cassette tape I made back in 1990 that wound up in the hands of some jokey indie record company guy at Teen Beat Records. If you go to this link, you can read all about how it happened, plus you can listen to the CD track. It's all very embarrassing, in a high school junior of 1990 way.

Speaking of listening, here is the latest episode (broken down into two 15-ish minute segments) of "The Neverending Commute." Enjoy!

Part 1

Part2